“8/26/2009, 11:11am EST”
Lessons in humanity
Clerk: Can I help you, sir?
Customer: A packet of 20 Marlboro Lights, please.
(Clerk hands him the cigarettes.)
Customer: Wait, I don’t want these ones.
Clerk: Why? They’re Marlboro Lights. Did you change your mind?
Customer: No, I don’t want ones with this health warning about cigarettes causing impotency.
Clerk: Ok. Do you want ’smoking harms those around you,’ or ’smoking causes testicular cancer?’
Customer: Give me the ‘harms others’ ones.
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