“9/02/2009, 3:41pm EST”
Hey, tea party people!
Let’s start a grassroots campaign to change the name of Labor Day to Commie Pinko Day — because that’s what it is! And let’s boycott rest & relaxation by taking off for the holiday — and going to work! That’ll show those Commie Pinko Anti-Racist Cosmopolitan Gaytards who the Real Americans™ are!
/snark
The insane thing is that I can totally see that taking off. If it does, you know where it started.

Never leave home without it.