“11/03/2009, 3:28pm EST”
Anthony Bourdain gets smacked. down.
Ari Solomon, Huffington Post:
In a recent interview with Larry King, celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain quipped that it was OK for humans to kill and eat animals because we’ve been designed to chase down “smaller and stupider creatures.” Never mind that cows and pigs, two animals that are slaughtered by the millions for food, are most certainly bigger than we are. It was the “stupider” remark that caught my attention, and not just for Bourdain’s obvious grammatical shortcomings. …
Perhaps it’s we who are stupid for not recognizing the amazing things animals can do, many of which we can’t do ourselves. Perhaps it’s we who are dumb for not being able to circumnavigate the globe without instruments as albatross do, or find our way home across thousands of miles of ocean as Blue Whales do.
Maybe humans can actually learn a thing or two from these “stupid” animals. How about we start with this: animals don’t create trash. Animals don’t build nuclear weapons to annihilate each other. Animals don’t conjure up religions and then kill each other in the name of their Gods. Animals with white fur don’t discriminate against animals with fur of a different hue or color. Animals only take what they need. Animals are self-cleaning and don’t waste water — my cat has NEVER had a bath yet he’d smell better than any human who didn’t shower. Animals don’t gay bash homosexual animals. Animals don’t screw over other animals for financial gain a la Bernie Madoff. Animals don’t breed other animals to be prettier, fatter, or tastier. Animals don’t systematically torture and abuse and kill billions of other animals (or each other) the way humans do. Animals don’t commit Holocausts, they don’t factory farm, and they don’t ethnically cleanse each other. Animals don’t cheat. Animals don’t front. Animals are their authentic selves.
Yes, humans can do some amazing things: we can cure diseases, we can build skyscrapers, we can figure out how to travel into space. But only human arrogance would suggest that we’re better or smarter than animals. The animals of the world evolved to be just as they are. They exist for their own reasons. Only an idiot would call them stupid.
For the record, I think Anthony Bourdain is a fucking idiot. Let’s torture him and eat him, shall we?
Late Update: I realize Solomon is not entirely correct in all his points — for example, that all non-human animals are fairly clean by their natural habits, or that all non-human animals don’t cheat or “front.” But you get the idea.
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