“11/18/2009, 12:00pm EST”
Karl Rove’s Homosexual Dad Pioneered Genital Piercing.
Yes, the man who used wedge politics against LGBTs to win elections for anti-LGBT bigoted politicians had an openly gay adoptive father who pioneered penis piercing. And Karl loved his dad. Apparently, hypocrisy as loud as his father’s ball weights couldn’t stop Rove from taking advantage of just about everybody.

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