“11/23/2009, 8:29pm EST”
Paula Deen ate ham today
Do I like that an old lady got hit in the face with something heavy? No.
But is it some tiny measure of justice that a celebrity chef who makes a considerable living off the suffering of pigs and other animals was posthumously slapped in the face by one while playing games with its tortured-for-life carcass?
Barely.

Never leave home without it.