“12/07/2009, 4:49pm EST”
“Today I Tell my Son the Horrible Truth about Santa” (excerpt)
From DailyKos’s Muskegon Critic:
I do not relish this day.
This is the day I have the Santa talk with my son.
To tell him what and who Santa really is.
Santa…is a socialist. A filthy, filthy socialist.
From his red suit to his anti-capitalist workshop high up in the icy tundra of socialist Canada where they measure every toy with the metric system.
Every year he and his sick snowy commune of jolly elf worker comrades devise yet another assault on capitalism and all that’s right with America, dumping toys into the system with no profit motive at all.
And worse, he targets children, attempting to indoctrinate them with songs, free toys, socks full of candy bearing his likeness, and evening television specials all about him and the “Christmas spirit” and giving…just GIVING!
Never leave home without it.
