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“12/21/2009, 9:36pm EST”

So I went into a fur store...

  1. Me:

    Hey, do you guys have anything that's been anally electrocuted?

  2. Fat Asshole Behind the Counter:

    ...

  3. Me:

    Do you have anything that's been anally electrocuted?

  4. Fat Asshole:

    Oh, yeah. Definitely.

  5. Me:

    Tell me, how many animals died for this coat right here?

  6. Fat Asshole:

    Not enough.

  7. Me:

    How about some human skin coats? I've been looking around for one of those.

  8. Fat Asshole:

    Yep, we have those in back. We make 'em out of guys like you.

  9. Me:

    Oh, then it's high quality.

  10. Fat Asshole:

    I think it's time you left, friend.

  11. Me:

    I'm not your friend.

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