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“12/27/2009, 9:40pm EST”

Hey ladies, a bit of advice…

UGGs make you look immature and self-unaware. I can’t tell you how many times I have been attracted to a woman until I noticed her UGGs. Is she a high schooler trying to look older? Is she a college-age sorority robot? Is she a post-college arrested-development wanna-be? Either way, I’m not interested, and neither are my extremely attractive, sophisticated friends.

I know the above considerations will be most important to many of you, but I’d also like to point out that UGGs are the product of unimaginable suffering for the sheep that are tortured and killed in the name of $150 fashion failures.

So please — just quit it with the UGGs. I only want you to be happy.

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