“8/19/2010, 7:44pm EST”
“Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers?”
—ChristWire, from their hilarious and certainly well informed list of warning signs that your husband may be gay. I’m confused, though… You see, I smell good — plus I tweeze and trim. But I don’t always keep my apartment clean, nor do I use face moisturizers. Does this mean I’m bi??
Never leave home without it.
