“3/05/2010, 2:24am EST”
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I just like to see kids crying.
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“2/25/2010, 5:24pm EST”
A kangaroo, “Killer Willard,” beats the crap out of his “handlers,” seemingly because he is annoyed with them for tugging on the rope around his neck.
But it’s okay, they “know Willard was just acting instinctively.”
“1/13/2010, 12:02am EST”
“And always know deep down that it’s the Republicans who will keep you and your family safe to enjoy the hellscape the world will become.”
—John Oliver, Daily Show, 1/11/10.
“1/12/2010, 7:41pm EST”
“This is not Jay Leno’s fault. And it is not Conan O’Brien’s fault. Let’s just call it what it is. This whole mess is a direct result of atrocious management by a once great American network. The networks just do not treat late night shows with respect. For example, this morning my caviar was supposed to get here at 10:00 am. And it did not get here until 10:05, which completely ruined my massage.”
—Craig Ferguson, host of CBS’s Late Late Show.
“1/08/2010, 3:35pm EST”
nihilistidealist (via fuckyeahslightlyamusing):
Conspiracy theories: every once in a while, they’re right.
Perhaps even more often than once-in-a-while!
“11/23/2009, 11:33am EST”
Are y’all ready to party up in here!?
Awwwwww….
Gimme that Christian side hug / That Christian side hug
Gimme that Christian side hug / That Christian side hug
I’m a rough rider / Filled up with Christ’s love
Gimme that Christian side hug / That Christian side hug
These are the easy rules so pay attention, it’s essential
This ain’t no front hug zone. You ain’t that fly [indecipherable].
Stop. And listen. No front hugs and no kissin’.
I ain’t that scared to call your mama. You’ll be ridin’ home in a coma.
And there’s much, much more, including sirens and gunshots in the background. No “front hugs” allowed. Violence is cool though. You see, side hugging avoids the possibility of remote genital contact. These people have serious self-discipline issues. (h/t Jeremy and BuzzFeed)
“11/22/2009, 2:52pm EST”
Al Gore on Saturday Night Live: “We need to stop factory farming.”
(video via inothernews)
“11/17/2009, 3:59pm EST”
YouTube really is a vile cesspool when it comes to the comments. Probably the worst on the web.
Image via savagemike (via mikesova)
“11/17/2009, 3:33pm EST”
“…imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole I find myself in, fits me rather neatly, doesn’t it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!’ This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it’s still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything’s going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for.”
—Puddle Thinking, a satirical analogy coined by Douglas Adams to illustrate the folly of an egocentric view of science and nature. As quoted in Richard Dawkins’ eulogy for Douglas Adams. First seen in Wikipedia. —Daniel Glass
“11/10/2009, 11:57am EST”
“Michelle Obama is going on Sesame Street this week to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the show. Word is the episode gets tense when Burt and Ernie ask the First Lady why her husband is dragging his feet on the issue of gay marriage.”
—Conan O’Brien (via passthemike) (via taisheart)
“11/06/2009, 10:41am EST”
Jon Stewart does a spot-on impression of Glenn Beck for 8+ glorious minutes. My respect for Stewart as an actor just went up by a factor of ten. Brilliant.
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